>It’s a shoe-shiner that makes you invisible and bleeps when you whistle for it
I think I’ll be ok.
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It’s a jetpack that has sleek curves and fetches help in…
It’s a bathtub that freezes anything it touches!
I WIN EVERYONE GO HOME
It’s a contraceptive device that connects to a strain of bacteria, stays sharp forever and can be bolted onto a robotic dog.
Um….
It’s a tricycle that’s great for hammering in nails and has no sharp edges.
That actually sounds pretty good.
It’s like a normal Christmas tree, but it has been featured in Star Trek.
IM FUCKED.
It’s an artificial limb that makes you invisible, is made of rubber, and uses captured Martian technology.
Holy fucking win.
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flowers, makes amusing belching noises...keeps children amused. Welp, at least I’ll die...
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It’s a wafer-thin plastic sheet that plays the American national anthem, is slightly hallucinogenic and smells of...
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It’s a car! It can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds! ….I can’t drive
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>It’s a wastepaper basket that displays a slideshow of pictures At least I’ll look back at the good memories as I starve...
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It’s a hearing aid that keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks! NICE. I’ll hear danger coming from miles away while...
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It’s a billboard! It can be bolted onto a riot shield! WELP…
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It’s a belt buckle! It scans its user’s fingerprints!
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slices vegetables...obeys simple instructions. Well…..
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It’s a suppository that’s unbreakable! It makes reassuring noises and keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks. …..gross....
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It’s like a normal suitcase, but it contains the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica. Well….if there’s a specific article on...
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It’s a skateboard that’s guaranteed to save you a hundred pounds a month, improves blood clotting and moulds vegetables....
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explodes when dropped!...tracks its position...keeps your...
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It’s a pair of trousers that runs on compressed air! It dehumidifies the air. …. oh
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It’s a riot shield that has a leopardskin print and believes itself to be self-aware.. …Maybe if I make friends with it,...
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It’s an earring that’s great for hammering in nails, is audible only to dogs and makes reassuring noises. Hot utterly...
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It’s a telephone that produces 240v of electricity and can be used by children. At least I have a weapon, and in the...
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an alcoholic drink!...unblocks drains! At least...won’t care...
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It’s a fusebox that’s solar-powered, automatically updates your weblog when used and extends at the touch of a button....
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It’s like a normal wastepaper basket, but it can speak twelve languages.
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It’s a chocolate bar! It automatically updates your weblog when used! Welp.
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It’s a robotic dog that keeps food warm! It has been featured in Star Trek and connects to the Internet. I mean....
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pot8tosexual reblogged this from kantala and added:
It’s a new type of vegetable that asks trivia questions. Yeah well let’s be honest, that was pretty much expected.
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It’s a chainsaw that has no moving parts, glows at night and has sleek curves. :D awesome
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believes itself to be self-aware!...biodegradable. Interesting…
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It’s a feather duster that keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours! It pushes things down staircases. lmao
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It’s an artificial limb that makes you invisible, is made of rubber, and uses captured Martian technology. Holy fucking...
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It’s a parachute that stays exactly where you leave it! It has adverts on the side and plays light music. Stays where I...
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may cause drowsiness.
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shoots laser beams...has been blessed by...priest. I FUCKING...
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It’s a penknife that emits a powerful searchlight beam! It obeys simple instructions and makes you invisible. Sounds...
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It’s a parachute that can be programmed to perform simple tasks and runs on tapwater. Fuck. Yes.
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It’s a toilet seat! It smells a bit funny! … Shit.
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shinjumaou reblogged this from roboenza and added:
used to scrape ice off...assembled from common household parts. Um… Quite.
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It’s an iMac that hums incessantly! Whelp. I’m pretty sure suicide is the only way out of this one.
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It’s a unicycle! It vibrates! ……….looks like I’m staying in my room for a while.
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